Table of Contents
From the Author….4
1. The Sacred Soviet Border. . .7
2. One Sultry Evening. . . . . 12
3. Vicious Circle… 20
4. A Late-Night Visit. . .25
5. The Last Straw. . . 33
6. All is Lost!.. . . 40
7. A Letter from America…47
8. Who’s Going to Save Me?... 58
9. Water Flowing and Not Flowing…. 62
10. Strolling along the Broad… 66
11. There are All Kinds of Jews … 73
12. How to Marry Quickly… 79
13. Hallucination…. 82
14. We're Going, Going, Going to Some Very Distant Lands…89
15. Travel Companion Kisa … 101
16. The Baklava Man… 104
17. There’s Many a Slip Between the Cup and the Lip…109
18. Play the Lunar Rhapsody for Me…115
19. The Viennese Divertissement… 123
20. More Reliable than Coca-Cola Stocks… 129
21. Survivor’s Guilt…. 136
22. You Go Right, and I Go Left… 149
23. All Roads Lead to Rome… 152
24. Beating the System… 168
25. Émigré "Decameron"… 175
26. The Bratislava Troubles… 189
27. Still at the Post-Office… 191
28. Maybe We’ll Patch it Up?... 203
29. How to Get Exiled without Really Trying…206
30. Rome is a Dangerous City…221
31. You Can’t Take the Country out of the Country Boy... 226
32. The Dangerous Colonel…247
33. Dear Lidia, Dear Ostia…252
34. It Doesn’t Count Here!... 261
35. Poor Willie…268
36. Arrivederci, Roma…. 278