The Animal After Whom Other Animals Are Named

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The First Person Who Will Live To Be One Hundred and Fifty Years Old
Has Already Been Born                                                                                              
Medical History                                                                                                                      
Instead of Executions, Think Death Erections                                                                                  
Candelabra with Heads                                                                                                                      
Virginia is for Lovers                                                                                                              
Unframed                                                                                                                                        
Object Permanence                                                                                                                
Legendary                                                                                                                               
And                                                                                                                                        
Clue                                                                                                                                        
Cue                                                                                                                                         
Imagine Sisyphus Happy                                                                                                        
Even the Gods                                                                                                                                   
Legendary                                                                                                                               
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